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J. A. Stroud a.k.a. GlassPoet.
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With the use of video conferencing programs, such as Hear me/See me, CUChat, and the like, on the increase, our simple little chat world is changing.
No longer will we be able to describe ourselves as looking like Pamela Anderson (on a bad day), Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Sean Connery or my personal favorite, Barbie (but my feet bend). We will no longer be able to hide behind the anonymity of our monitors.
Ladies, you know what this means don't you? No more sitting in front of the computer in our ratty old bathrobes and mud masks. It's coifed hair and fresh make-up. It's the good robe you bring out at Christmas (for those early morning chats) or your best and brightest blouse. It's the nice lingerie for the evening chats with loved ones far away. And if you think they'll believe it's just water weight gain, think again!
Men ... men. What can I say about you? You will have to shave or at least keep it to a minimum, and get rid of those well worn T-shirts. You know, the ones with the stains down the front. Yes, I know you love those shirts, they're comfy and fit just right, but would you wear those out in public? I think not! As for that six pack abdomen ... I suggest you hide the beer cans.
I assume someone will come up with the appropriate video chat etiquette. Such as:
No talking with food in your mouth.
No yawning or obscene noises, no matter how natural they may seem.
If your chat partner is adverse to cigarettes, excuse yourself and smoke off screen.
Both hands must be visible at all times.
It's best to avoid video chats if you have a cold. Think about that one, you'll get the picture.
Although brushing your teeth may not be necessary, flossing during a video chat is definitely out of the question.
Depending on the location of your computer and the view your chat partner may have, it might be best to do some light housekeeping.
If you've failed to mention a spouse, live-in, or children to your chat partner, make sure you lock your door, for privacy reasons of course.
Hmm, now that I think of it, it may be prudent to always keep your door locked.
Better yet, just stick with the good, old fashion way to chat ... with your imagination and a bag of Oreos.
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